Welcome to World of Warcraft Drama.
In a game with 7 millon plus players, drama of some type is inevitable, and usually constant. Hell, in any gathering of two or more people, drama of some type is inevitable, and usually constant. Even in this constant stream, however, there are some dramas that rise above to become known throughout the WoWsphere. They become… Classic WoW Drama.

woensdag 10 oktober 2007

Uldum Horde gets dramatic

Ah, drama. Sorry for our long absence from posting, but we’ve been busy doing other things that are less dramatic than this site requires. However, Uldum, that most wayward of backwater realms, has really stirred up the Hornet’s nest. Now it’s long been true that self-styled “High-End” raiding guilds are competitive with one another; some directly, some indirectly. So what happens when the furthest-progressed raiding guild on Uldum-Alliance, Poor Play, manages to bring the Iron Fist of Justice to Illidan? Well, the other progressed guilds on Uldum, especially the Horde guilds, start sniping at each other. It begins, as it always does, with an innocent recruitment post from Gentlemen’s Club, the most progressed Horde guild on the server:

LF healing Priest/Resto Shaman

Sounds innocent, no? Well, it’s not long before the trolls start in:

Lolwutlol:

“Oh crap! Time for any guild not as far progressed as GC to hold onto there members! Here comes the Nova-like poaching of the ‘’gearing up'’ guilds. Somethings never change. “

And then we get the tired, weak defenses:

Ztorm:

Meh, it’s not like we’re posting recruitment threads on the forums of other guilds lol. With recruitment as hard as it is, we’re just trying to get the word out to those skilled players who may have slid through the cracks =).

Some arbitrary, player-specific sniping by low-level alts:

Dek:

Q u o t e: Things that make you go Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………

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Here’s Sirloine for you.

Last 30 Days: 37% of raids
Last 60 Days: 37% of raids
Last 90 Days: 41% of raids
Lifetime (02/12/07 - 10/07/07): 45% of raids

Quite a stelar raiding track record….maybe they should take you off our hands.

And then we had back to some quality complaining about poaching by anonymous cowards:

Yurtray:

42. Re: LF healing Priest/Resto Shaman | 10/23/2007 04:51:42 AM PDT

Why isnt this thread just in SB’s recruitment thread,since we all know they have the only other attuned priests on the server…what cracks skilled players fell through ,no one outside of GC knows…..

Things devolve much further below the break.

And now, the patented troll-tag-team (always a favorite around here), combining both a poaching complaint and a dig at a guild further down (because it’s always important, when being somewhere near the top, but not the top, to abuse those beneath you.):

Lolwutlol:

Maybe our Priests haven’t seen this thread yet, I’ll be sure to link it on the forums so we can loose even more members to GC. Hopefully LOL Skeleton Crew can kill Kael soon so they can start stealing there members instead.

Yurtray:

Then i would strongly suggest that a GC officer rename and retype this thread to: ATTN SB and SC priests! Have ya lost a lot of your friends to Gentlemens Club? Well,we have a spot for you! Right after you use your guild to get keyed for Hyjal,let us take you off there hands by giving you an endless repair bill from countless mundane boss attempt wipes cause wed rather have our buddies raid with us then skilled ppl.Who cares that we suck at 7 month old content,but were the best the server has!,even if we have 3/4 of uldum in our guild WE WANT YOU!

And now the thread takes a turn for the worst, as a Gentlemen’s Club officer feeds on troll-bait, and attempts the pervasively futile “Legitimate Argument” maneuver:

Ztorm:

Meh, w/e. We just killed a really hard boss (Reliquary of Souls) that our members/officers were proud of, so we thought we’d use it as an opportunity to bump our recruitment thread. /yawn @”poaching” of SB/SC players. It’s a 2-way street: some players from SB has joined us and we’ve also had 2 mages in our guild join SB (poor mage leadership imo!). I don’t think we’ve had anyone in the last few months join us from skelly crew except Vred. But he’s been god-awful so we’ve been trying to send him back. In the end, it’s all about finding a place you enjoy playing.

And now, because no thread is a good thread without some personal conflict, for no apparent reason, the drama gets amplified via introduction of a long-standing vendetta:

Vredesbyrd:

LOL. This thread is getting better and better, with all the SB hate from forum trolls, and even Brando popping in to rag on Blinkie, I mean wow, old times.

Ztorm, remind me, who was the top caster DPS on ROS last nights kill ;) ? If any one would be voted off the Island, it would be you for letting a ret pally in the raid =P! Oh crap.. secrets outta the bag..

*runs before Brando enters thread, finds out GC used a ret pally for one boss and doesn’t let us live it down, ever*

Karmen (aka Brando):

Why would I care that GC used a Ret pally and how was I ragging on Blinkie? You really are full of yourself Vred to say the least. Grats on that……

As far as this recruiting stuff, this is a game. I doubt the world is going to stop spinning on it’s axis just because people make their own choices as far as how they’ll spend their time and money vis-a-vis WOW guilds. Other than more fodder for the trolls this is really non-issue much along the lines that Sirloine is saying.

More gas for the flames:

Yurtray:

You GC officers really are thick-headed. You come out and say your not here to poach SB/SC’s priests,yet the post is made on a server where 2 guilds could possibly meet your criteria. Im not sure about you guys,but this is a direct attempt to undermine our already thinned guilds so you can kill one boss,just to stroke your epeen harder in forums. GC has been a ruthless guild who dumps RL FRIENDS for ppl in the game who send them primals…… So tell me GC officers,who exactly fell through the cracks out here that your in so desperate need for? Did you ask any of your 300 spectators if theyd like a chance? Did you post this in guild recruitment thread,to get more ebayed priests like your most recent? Especially for the most part only us and 2 others even have killed a boss in SSC.

More Vendetta:

Vredesbyrd:

Damn straight I’m full of myself! I love me so much. Ragging on Blinkie? The way I read your post it seemed like a bash. And you seem to cling off the balls of ret pallies so much I thought you’d be happy to see a high end guild using one. Oh well, somethings never change.

Karmen/Brando:

Haha, yeah since GC used a Ret pally that means it’s A-OK for everybody. You’re a moron.

Vredesbyrd:

As are you. OI Brando, do you have a WSS report for whiney bad guild leading? Cause thats the only WSS you’ll ever top. Ass

Pwnt! I’m telling you, this is some solid, solid drama. But lets move away from that, and back to lame justifications and inter-guild sniping:

Mitur:

Wow, 3 bosses ahead of us after our guild lost 85% of our members in early BC and couldn’t field even a 10 man kara raid for a month or more, and then broke again at Kael and didn’t even see him for a month and a half or 2 months, no one really cares. Learn some humility. Neither guild is the golden child of the horde. If you think we’re done, think again. You’ve seen what we’ve gone through before, and we’ll go through it again probably. Doesn’t mean we won’t be on top of your asses again. Unlikely as it may seem. (This isn’t directed at GC, just the idiots posting.)

Nefertiti:

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Q u o t e: … Why would you post a recruitment thread in the server forums when you know the only people who could possibly fill the requirements are from two other progressing guilds if not to stir crap up? I mean, you have armory, can’t you just contact the few people who meet your requirements in game directly? Wouldn’t that get results without all the fuss?

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This has been SB’s tactic with recruiting SC folks. Probably why when I brought up taking a potential SB recruit to get his Vashj vial, the other officers said “No thanks”, but not so nicely, not even for 5k gold.

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Q u o t e: Do you have any idea what your talking about?

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Why yes, yes I do. Because it has been done while we are raiding and the whisperee says “Hey, I’m getting a whisper from someone in SB about leaving you losers and joining a real guild.” Has happened more than once, maybe it was not the officers but some random member that thought they should have more of class x.

This thread even gets a Public Defender-type, striving to right wrongs and defend the weak:

Georgie:

To anyone in SB who is butt-hurt that some people have left your uild to join a guild that is further in raid progression:

Get over it. Don’t take it personally when people leave your guild because they are loot!!#!!s and unwilling to stick it out through the tough times. Just keep their name on a list and never give them any sign of respect again.

To Lolwutlol: Ye who has consistently attempted to insult every other horde guild because they are not at the forefront of raid progression should not show up on a forum thread that fully shows another horde guild’s raid progression dominance over the guild to which you claim to belong. On another note, maybe you should just start claiming to be in GC from now on (no offense meant toward GC).

To Yurtray: Ye who will hide his identity, thereby giving up all claim to any accomplishments, has no right to question the accomplishments of others (least of all, Nightfall). Your very existence in this thread undermines the point you wanted to make when you showed up. To Megantic: You, sir, are the winner. That is all.

To Vredesbyrd: Stop caring about SC already. Please. For the love of all that is left of these forums.

To Mallinda: Thank you for buying all that adamantite ore. You supported the purchase of my epic flying mount and possibly the college education of my as yet unborn children.

To Johnnyheat: You probably don’t remember this at all but one day when I was levelling up (you were only a few levels higher than me) you helped me kill those elite dragons in the Badlands for a quest. You didn’t need it. You saw me doing it solo and failing miserably and you offered to help. This is the kind of person I look for in a guildie when it is my responsibility to do so. Although I’ve never interacted with you ingame other than that day (unless it was on an alt that I didn’t know about) I’m certain that with you actively leading SB Mitur’s conviction to catch up to GC will become reality. Good luck and tell that noob Barthug I said hi. p.s. I remember EVERYTHING.

And last, but certainly not least, the intimation that the leadership of Gentlemen’s Club is subtle, like the serpent:

Bubbajean:

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Q u o t e: TBH, we’ve had more drama on this damn recruitment pots than in our entire guild’s existence. So maybe it’s just uldum history, seeing how the majority of people who posted were here pre-BC

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GC is very good at avoiding external drama, and is run by some smart people. Posting this topic here, and now, was no doubt well thought out. So subtle, as if completely benign, and surely motivated by intention true to the original post’s content. Again, GC is run by some very smart people. And I don’t intent to be disparaging, a mousetrap is harmless to the sated mouse.

From the perspective of a fine conoisseur of drama, whinging, crying and hand-wringing, this thread delivers. It’s a like great, thick steamy goulash of wailing and salt tears. Amazing what a hit to the self-confidence will do to a server’s raiding community. From those of us here at Wowdrama.org, we salute you, Uldum Horde! You have enlivened our workday!

zondag 5 augustus 2007

Blizzcon photos

Blizzcon is over, and what an event it was. Highlights include the guy (who managed to ask an annoying question at just about every panel) being booed away from the microphone for suggesting that the respec fee be increased. Retadin tears flowed like water through almost every panel, including panels that had little to do with class balance. Hearing a crowd of rabid WoWers chant “QQ” over and over as if they were at a metal concert was truly epic.

Expect drama over the Death Knight announcement, over some of the hilarious comments made by Blizzard employees over the course of the weekend (”this session isn’t for your welfare epics, this is for those who EARN their epics.”), and over throwaway comments taken and overanalyzed to their worst possible conclusion. WoW, after all, is serious business.

My photographs from the event can be found here, on Flickr. This one is my favorite, as it sums up the source for some of the most common guildie on guildie drama:

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donderdag 2 augustus 2007

IM IN YUR CON, LAFFIN AT YUR DRAMAZ

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Eddie Bax and I are currently in lovely Anaheim, California for Blizzcon. We’ll throw some name badges on or something. Tell us your best drama and we’ll buy you a drink. Buy us a drink, and we’ll pretend to laugh at your stories.

UPDATE: Yes, they included hand sanitizer with the schwag. Make of that what you will.

maandag 2 juli 2007

Creeeeeepy! WoW love = jail

Thanks to Todd Conflict for this one:

He writes:

“Some people don’t like that their significant other plays too much WoW, some people travel halfway around the world to pick up an underage guy half their age that they met on WoW.

Amazing.”

The story on Kotaku goes like this:

A 31-year-old Australian university student is being held in lieu of $2.35 million bail in North Carolina after allegedly flying there to pick up her 17-year-old World of Warcraft boyfriend and fly him back to Adelaide with her, Pitt County Sheriff’s officials said.

Tamara Broome, who met the teen a year ago in the game, told her roommate that her travel to the U.S. last week had been paid for by the teen’s parents so “they could sort it all out.” Broome’s parents say the whole thing was a set up.

Broome was arrested after stepping off an Amtrak train in South Carolina last Saturday. She faces more than two years in jail if found guilty.

To think, one more year and this would have just been a happy story.

See also here for mainstream news coverage.

Inevitably, the comments bring some LuLz:

“on a side note where are all these lonely 30 something women that keep trying to screw around with underage guys? Don’t they know you can just go to a bar or frat house and at the very least be some guys last resort.”

“I like the whole paying her flight to get her arrested. That’s a bit like buying a car for your kid’s stalker and then getting pissed that they *might* end up in the trunk.”

“Ah, the perils of nerd love.”

” At least it really was a chick.”

“curse you parents! that was his first and only chance in hooking up with a woman, now he’s doomed to do unimaginable things to the night elf dancing animation >.> again.”

” But were they Alliance or Horde?”

dinsdag 26 juni 2007

Remember to devote time to your friends outside of Azeroth, especially the one you sleep with

Soley asks over in a Livejournal post (locked, but can be seen with a membership in the community):

Let’s say you pissed off your girlfriend enough that she went and deleted your main. Once you get the toon restored you realize that you’re armorless, weaponless & goldless. What, in your experience would be the best way to go about earning some quick money/gear?

Just curious because it just happened to me.
Whoops!

100 plus comments later, some sage advice emerges:

“What a whore. I don’t care how mad my boyfriend and I get at each other, we know full well you don’t fuck with each others toons.”

“Dude, if she’s sadistic enough to do that to you, dump her ass.”

“I don’t know what to suggest that doesn’t involve duct tape and a taser.”

“Type /girlfriendquit

If this is how she is now, forget long-term.”

“It’s
just
a
fucking
non-existant
data.

In the form of 0s and 1s.

If that is more important than a relationship, I don’t know what to say.”

And then it gets blown up onto the general forums (now deleted), and the livejournal “stupid free” community for 400+ comments. WoW, truly, is srs bizness.

“stupid free” choice quotes:

“Sweet gods of fuckery, the number of people calling “dump the whore” there are frightening.

Makes me glad me and the Beloved Hubby know when to step back from the WoW and actually talk…”

“The number of people who are like “WHAT A SKANKY MEAN BITCH, YOU DON’T DO THAT SHIT TO SOMEONE” and then in the same breath are like, “YOU SHOULD POST HER NUDES OR SOMETHING” make me wonder if some people EVER get away from their computers.”

“What a bunch of socially inept retards. It’s nice WoW is more important than tappin’ that ass. My boyfriend is completely obsessed with Socom but he knows having a real life and getting pussy is more important than a fucking video game.”

dinsdag 19 juni 2007

Tidbits: Server is warned of ninja, guild wants azn, and another kid crying

seejay shares with us the following bit of drama:

Calculator from the guild Progeny on server Drenden ninjad the T4 chest off Magtheridon. He then promptly transferred servers to Dalaran, became Panzor and joined the well-known guild Gaia.The guild leader from Progeny pops over to Dalaran to warn Gaia, as Panzor is currently raiding in Gruul’s with the guild.

He also posts to the Dalaran forums, warning the server about the existence of the ninja.

Responses range from:

  • Progeny are idiots for running with free-for-all loot on!
  • We were in the middle of a raid, why are you bugging us to warn us about a ninja in our guild??
  • Progeny is a bunch of idiots, so who cares if someone ninja’d from them?
  • Leave your drama Drenden out of Dalaran!
  • We knew he was going to ninja the item and we encouraged it!
  • We’re not kicking him from our guild, we know him in real life.
  • Don’t punish all members of Gaia for what one jerk did!
  • Gaia’s full of ninja’s and jerks anyway, let them keep him.
  • It’s just one item / bunch of pixels / a video game, get over it!
  • Various expletives

Overall, people seem to miss the point of “HAY! NINJA! WARNING WILL ROBINSON!” even when Panzor shows up and admits to the theft.

Also, Dinuan shares this recruitment thread from Retribution, an Alliance guild from Mal’Ganis. They’re looking for a hot asian chick.

you must think you are a feline creature in real life and make sure everyone else is aware that you are one as well. (often engage in conversations using words like meow and rawr and just go *scratch scratch kitty is here* on people rather than saying “hello”.

Finally, in the ‘the more things change, the more they stay the same’ department, Sterno shares this excellent YTMND of a kid crying over having to go to bed just as he gets an instance group together. Kids crying over games always seems to be popular. There’s some great quotes once the parents get involved about the kid just damaging himself.

maandag 18 juni 2007

This week in WoW forums: Blue 2, truth economists 0

You want the truth? I can’t tell you the truth, 1:

Jholland of Mal’Ganis is mystified as to why his gold has been taken away:

Let’s start this out by getting the facts on the table.

- I had ~950 gold 4 days ago, as well as last night. ALL of which I got from quests, grinding, and all of that other stuff that you do while leveling
- I was suspended for 3 days for “Intended Exploitation of the Economy” which was never clarified as to what I did that got me suspended, as it happened when I was offline.
- Over last night, my 950 gold has disappeared.
- I talked to an in-game GM about what happened and was told that it was seized for the “Intended Exploitation”

Now, what I assume is what was considered “Intended exploitation of the economy” was just me sending gold back and forth to my alt, Holand, a character of mine in Orgrimmar who I keep there. I sent him the gold because I was looking at the auction house to see if there was anything I wanted. If not, I’d just go back to leveling.

I got the suspension and thought that maybe it was justifiable, I’ll let it slide, I could use a few day break anyways. But now that they took my money as well it’s kind of getting to the point I can’t ignore it.

If a Blue could help me out, it would be greatly appreciated.

Blue (in the form of Batta) helps him out, alright:

This gold was not seized by Blizzard Entertainment, Jholland. We found that some people decided to level your characters while logging in from a foreign land. It appears they also decided the gold you had was useful to them.

I strongly suggest not giving your account information out to a third party again, Jholland, particularly after already having received a hefty account penalty for this infraction.

Surely you can get to 70 on your own… if you haven’t already.

The half-truth, the lies, and nothing but the not-quite-accurates, 2:

Amulet of Misha makes what seems to be a valid, if over-angry complaint about losing a tradeskill being lost upon moving servers.

GG bliztard, transfer servers lost all my profession including 375 tailoring with epic patterns, and 375 mining… Put tickets into GM’s and they said “they couldn’t do anything”.. I could of cared less about mining but 375 tailoring with epic patterens was hard to get. I had to relevel tailoring to at least 350 in order for my spellfire set to be usable.. Even tho I told the GM how can I have compelete spellfire, If I didnt have 375 tailoring… I got a Idea for you instead of saying on your website, “What GM’s can help with” why not just say we are limited to only transporting your charcter when you fall through the world, and if someone calls you a bad named. Dont put “Missing Profession” cause you guys dont help… and to think I pay you guys to play a game and you don’t do @!#* to help

After a reply expressing sympathy, Blue (Kaone) strikes again!

Hello Amulet,

I believe you may now be misrepresenting this issue as our fault. Looking at your petition history I notice that you made a ticket to a Game Master shortly after your transfer to the realm of Misha.

    ‘I just unlearned the wrong skill, i meant to unlearn mining not tailoring, please plase let me have it back i worked so hard on my spellfire set’

I understand that making such a mistake can be distressing and I wish you the best with re-leveling it up to 375.

Many choice funnies follow, in both threads. And in today’s lesson we learn: Blue are like Santa. They see you when you’re sleeping, they know when you’re awake, they know if you’ve been hiring power-levelling services or hitting the wrong ‘unlearn’ button, so tell the damn truth already.